Riddles

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Catch Me If You Can
When somebody hits me,
a crowd always cheers.
I don't understand it,
but it brings me to tears.

It thrills people silly
to throw me around
and make me go bouncing
across the hard ground.

What have I done
to deserve this cruel fate?
I've gone from just mad
to completely irate!

I'm battered by bats
just to make the crowd shout.
I am sick of this game-
it's not safe, I want out!

WHO AM I?

Yes, the ship mentioned in the riddle is submarine. That's why it can 'sink' easily without anything cause it to sink. Heheheheh...

The riddle's answer is The "Submarine" Captain ordered the crew to dive. Well done Umaruddin.

OK, can we have another riddle? Anyone?

Dheadz.. that is a good one. You nearly got me..

Ok let try mine..

Your Pace or Mine
I don't come out of my shell very often
'cause it takes me 'bout half the day.
And I'll never be thrilled about traveling
until I find a faster way.

For me, crossing over a speed bump
is like you trekking 'cross the state.
And I never can keep an appointment,
'cause I'm always 'bout three days late.

If you raced me against a turtle,
I'd still have no fair chance of winning.
He'd zoom right past the finish line
but I'd still be back at the beginning.

It's a leisurely life, but it has its drawbacks.
It's a jungle out there when you're slow.
And if I could just run about 20 times faster,
there'd be no more escargot.

WHAT AM I?

haha.. this riddle make me dizzy..
i will think the answer later..

traxx_racer wrote:haha.. this riddle make me dizzy..
i will think the answer later..

Hahahaaa.. . You just have to guess the answer traxx. This is riddle, not examination.

Well, is it snail?

Ha... Dheadz.. what gives it away?
Yes it is snail.. anyway escargot it a French word for snail.. and excepted as one of English words..

Well done..

New Riddles...

A Taste of the Good Life

My most admirable quality is
I have fantastic taste.
That is, until some little kid,
decides to dine on paste.

When I'm quiet people always ask
if a cat's got ahold of me.
But that's silly - most cat's have their own...
they don't need two or three.

Selling seashells by the seashore
often makes me rather twisted.
But give me a pickled pepper
and I simply can't resist it.

When I take a trip to the candy store
life's at its very best.
But when I go to the doctor,
I always get depressed.

WHAT AM I?

Hmm... Is it teeth?

nope.. but close... very close
clue.. first paragraph.. second line.. last word

Based on the clues given, I think it is tongue. Is it?

cool.... yup Dheadz... right on the dot..

Any one else who like to share the riddles?

no riddles...
ok ... share mine then.. the last few..

It's a Dirty Job
I don't like to make sweeping statements,
but dirt is the scum of the earth.
I hate it! I hate it! I've hated all dirt
since the moment of my fateful birth.

I try really hard to get rid of it all,
from the crumbs to the sand to the litter.
Whether inside or ouside, I brush it away;
and it makes my heart go patter-pitter.

But most of the time I just stand in the corner,
very anxious to fight the good fight.
If I had my way, all the dirt in this world
would just 'poof', disappear overnight!

Of course, then I wouldn't have much to do.
I'd be bored as a fellow can get.
Unless some old, daredevil witch came along
and used me as her personal jet!

What am I?

er.. do the answer is a mop?
or.. penyapu? what is penyapu in english?

Is it broom? In Malay, broom is called 'penyapu'.
Am I right? I'm not sure.

yes2.. broom.. hehe.. i have forgoten many english word..
its terrible..

Ditto... wow.. How come every body became so smart..
What really gives it away?

Dont think I Have any more riddles for the moment.. Could anyone else share their riddles?

Umaruddin, err... actually that 'broom' riddle was quite easy, with some clues stated. It is ok, lets try this one.

"A local bus driver was recently driving a bus full of people and no-one got off on the way. However, at the end of the journey, there was not a single person left on the bus.

How... or Why?"

teratai_nilam wrote:how or why deheadz?

err... after thinking a while, I think both of them can be used.
OK, I've modified the post, "How or why?" now.

why.. how it happen...

Express bus.. finally reach the terminal.. the destination.. For sure.. all people alight the bus..

yeah.. agreed with umaruddin..
express bus.. which a bus that took a long journey to arrive to its terminal..

Express bus is not the answer. The bus is a normal bus. Nothing wrong with it. The answer is something about the passengers, the peoples. What is it?

bit lost here.. need some clue.. Dheadz... any pther clue that u can share with us?

Ok, here are some clues. It is something relates to the passenger, their status.
Hmm... it is a tricky riddle actually - there is a clue in the riddle...
But riddles are like that.

search me.. no idea at all.. can't think of one at the moment